Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh, And Violent

Bwahahahaha

Zwinglius Redivivus

depraved

Ok two things- first, one doesn’t remove Calvin or Luther to make room for NT Wright.  That’s like taking your BMW and your Mercedes Benz out of the garage to make room for a pile of cat vomit mixed with dog diarrhea on a base of maggots wrapped in a crust of cockroaches.  And feeding the mixture to your newborn baby.

And second, if you have so few volumes of Luther and Calvin that Wright’s paltry (and, as mentioned above, disgusting) volumes can take the shelf space… well… you…. I…. it….  NEIN!  It’s two silly volumes.  HOW can you fill up Luther and Calvin’s spot with two volumes…  I… It…  NEIN!!!!!  You, clearly, have NO Luther or Calvin.  And – accordingly – can’t call yourself a person.

I have to go pound an Arian into a puddle of chipmunk feces now.*

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*Bonhoeffer and Wesley allowed to remain… I’m speechless…

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One thought on “Twitter Theology That Makes Me Sigh, And Violent

  1. Andrew December 27, 2014 / 5:39 am

    Shocking! Shelf space is prime real estate.

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